I was re-bottling my homemade peach wine and reached under the cabinet to get my siphon, when a fat grey mouse jumped on my arm, ran up to my shoulder and then off onto the floor...to disapper under the dishwasher.
Yep I screamed like a girl. Then look around my empty house to see if anyone heard me.
I think we girls got the short end of the stick. We were created to be taken care of, and sometimes react like it.