THIS REALLY IS THE ANIMAL I LIKE ALMOST LEAST....ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE PIT BULLS.
SITTING IN MY RECLINER TONIGHT AFTER FEEDING THE CATS I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS THINKING THE CAT WAS REALLY ENJOYING HER FOOD ON THE FRONT PORCH. AFTER ABOUT A HALF HOURS OF VULGAR CRUNCHING I FIGURED OUT THAT IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE CAT.
I TOOK THE FLASHLIGHT OUT AND FOUND A FAT UGLY POSSUM TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ME ON THE FRONT PORCH. SINCE I SCARED IT OFF THE PORCH, IT WILL PROBABLY END UP GOING TO THE CHICKEN HOUSE!!!!
HAVE I SAID I HAD POSSUMS YET???
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Graphic content warning for all opossum lovers: the last one I caught in the chicken house in the middle of the night, I beat senseless and hopefully to death with a shovel. I threw him out into the slough and he was gone the next day - hopefully to feed the coyotes, bobcats, or mountain lion that hang around. My husband shoots them when he can get the rifle out before they disappear. I use any club that is at hand. And, I'm happy to do it - no feelings of guilt or remorse. We have lost dozens of chickens and ducks to the lowly opossom.
Amen sister. I am right there with you!!!
We had possum issues last year. They freaked my wife out. I think we had a total of 5 babies we found here int he house. We never did find out were they came from. I remember surfing the net one day and seeing one walking by. He looked at me and went on his way. Crazy I tell you.
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